Guitar Tab:Shoehorn With Teeth

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Shoehorn With Teeth

By: They Might Be Giants

Key: E♭ Major

Year: 1988

#32;Intro: Eb Ab Bb Eb (D/Eb - C - Bb) Eb He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Eb Bb Eb Bb Ab Bb People should get beat up for stating their beliefs Eb (D/Eb - C - Bb) Eb He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Eb D/Eb C Bb Eb Because he knows there's no such thing Ab He asks a girl if they can both sit in a chair Eb But he doesn't get nervous Ab Bb She's not really there Eb (D/Eb - C - Bb) Eb He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Eb D/Eb C Bb Eb Because he knows there's no such thing Ab Tour the world in a heavy metal band Eb But they run out of gas Ab Bb The plane can never land Eb (D/Eb - C - Bb) Eb He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Eb Bb Eb Bb Ab Bb People should get beat up for stating their beliefs Eb (D/Eb - C - Bb) Eb He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Eb D/Eb C Bb Eb Because he knows there's no such thing Ab What's the sense in ever thinking about the tomb Eb Ab Bb When you're much too busy returning to the womb? Eb (D/Eb - C - Bb) Eb He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Eb Bb Eb Bb Ab Bb People should get beat up for stating their beliefs Eb (D/Eb - C - Bb) Eb He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Eb D/Eb C Bb Eb Because he knows there's no such thing transcribed by Josh Woodward Simpler chord version for guitar: Eb Ab Bb Eb Ab Eb He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Eb Ab Bb People should get beat up for stating their beliefs Eb Ab Eb He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Eb C Bb Eb Because he knows there's no such thing Ab He asks a girl if they can both sit in a chair Eb But he doesn't get nervous Ab Bb She's not really there Eb Ab Eb He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Eb C Bb Eb Because he knows there's no such thing Ab Tour the world in a heavy metal band Eb But they run out of gas Ab Bb The plane can never land Eb Ab Eb He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Eb Ab Bb People should get beat up for stating their beliefs Eb Ab Eb He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Eb C Bb Eb Because he knows there's no such thing Ab What's the sense in ever thinking about the tomb Eb Ab Bb When you're much too busy returning to the womb? Eb Ab Eb He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Eb Ab Bb People should get beat up for stating their beliefs Eb Ab Eb He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Eb C Bb Eb Because he knows there's no such thing