Lyrics:The Shitty, Shitty Blues

It's time to hear a real saxophone
Yes, it's time to hear a real saxophone
Now it's time to hear the fake trumpet from the guitar synthesizer

The arch nemisis emperor of evil the guitar synthesizer of the trumpet patch
The oppressive overlord of the real saxophone
The saxophone tries to live with its natural real life blues
But is oppressed by his arch nemisis the overlord, the fake 
synth guitar trumpet sound

But, for the trumpet,(?) the light FM culture would prevail
over the shitty shitty blues of the fake guitar synth