Lyrics:Rhythm Section Want Ad (Live 1985)

Background voice: Play that guitar!
Flans: This songs is dedicated to the drummer. It's called "Rhythm Section Want Ad".

In a world we call our home there's lots of room to roam
Plenty of time to turn mistakes into rhyme
There's a place for those who love their poetry
It's just across from the sign that says, "prose only"

So if you like a band with a chick singer,
Say your cup of tea is a wall of trombones
If you dig Menudo, or MDC we salute you the way we know
For every one with dollar signs in his eyes
There must be hundreds who look at you as if you're some kind of
Rhythm section want ad
No others need apply to the rhythm section want ad
I'll tell you why

Hats off to the new age hairstyle made of bones
Hats off to the use of hats as megaphones
Speak softly, drive a Sherman tank
Laugh hard, it's a long way to the bank

Do you sing like Olive Oyl on purpose?
You guys must be into the Eurythmics
For every one with dollar signs in his eyes
There must be hundreds who look at you as if you're some kind of
Rhythm section want ad
No others need apply to the rhythm section want ad
And here's the reason why

Flans: I'd link to introduce the band to you now. Sitting in on synthesizer is Funky Del Pueblo. And let's have a big round of applause for the man on drums, Frankie. And weighing in on over four thousand pounds, it's Mr. Bubbles! And on sound, Mr. Bill Krauss! Thank you.

Hats off to the new age hairstyle made of bones
Hats off to the use of hats as megaphones
Speak softly, drive a Sherman tank
Laugh hard, it's a long way to the bank

Do you sing like Olive Oyl on purpose
You guys must be into the Eurythmics
For every one with dollar signs in his eyes
There must be hundreds that look at you as if you're some kind of
Rhythm section want ad
No others need apply to the rhythm section want ad
And here's the reason why

Rhythm section want ad
No others need apply to the rhythm section want ad
And here's the reason why
Why
Why

Linnell (screaming): Narvoo!
Other voice: Okay...