Lyrics:E Eats Everything (Live At Amoeba Records)

JF: Here's a brand new song that we learned yesterday. Let's see exactly how good we are today. Ladies and gentlemen, on the guitar, Mr. Dan Miller. Here we go.

A hardly has an appetite
And pokes at food too long
And B can barely bother
Because all the food is wrong
C likes only candy
And chocolate by the box
And D is just disinterested
In anything you've got 

But E eats everything
Yeah, E eats everything
E eats everything, like children
E eats everything 

So serve it on a plastic plate
Or serve it with a fork
Serve it with a shovel
Or serve it with a spork 

E eats everything, yeah
Yeah, E eats everything 

F is far too fussy
And only eats with fancy wine
And G likes only gourmet
And never can decide
H bu- burns food so horrible
All I tastes is smoke
J just likes drinking juice
And K drinks only cola 

But E eats everything
E eats everything 

E is eating from a moving car
E is eating upside down
E is eating from a spaceship
E is eating off the ground
L and M and N and P
Won't eat 'til O arrives
Q and R and S and T
Are wearing clothes much too tight
U and V and W
Are worn out from this song
X and Y just will not share
And will not get along 

But E eats everything
Yeah, E eats everything 

Aaawwwwwww 
Look out now, here it comes
That final letter Z
Z's not like the other letters
Z's only eating Es
Z eats Es
Yeah, Z eats Es
Z eats Es
Yeah, Z eats Es