User:The Hotel Detective

Hola! Actually, I'm not Spanish, but I enjoy seeming like an arrogant jerk who uses foreign languages to impress people. Um... my name is Weston, my hobbies include being annoying and getting slapped in the face. I think the funniest thing on the 'net right now is homestarrunner.com. I also act, my favorite play is Cats. Honestly, I don't think anyone reads this stuff, so I'll just shut up now.