TMBG In 4 Chords/Chip The CHiP

Chip The CHiP, transposed to G for TMBG In 4 Chords, plus fifth chord Am (x02210).

To match the recording key, you'd have to put a capo on fret 5.

D    C         D    G
Chip the CHiP, Chip the CHiP
D     C           D  G
Is he human or is he a beast?
D    C                 D  G
He's the ugliest sworn officer
   D       C          D   G
In the California Highway Police
G      Am        C          D        
If you drive too fast he'll eat your face
G        Am           C     D        
Pass him on the left, he'll eat your face
G          Am           C    D               D  C
And if you talk back he will eat what's left of your face
D    G
Chip the CHiP

D     C      D  G
There he is, in pursuit
D    C                   D    G
It's his favorite part of the gig
D    C                 D    G           
Chip the CHiP is so hungry, his lunch is gonna be
D    C            D      G
   everything under your wig
G          Am            C      D    
Though you don't deserve what's coming next
G           Am              C      D
I hope your life was filled with happiness
G               Am            C      D
You're going to briefly spend what's left of it
D    C         D    G
with the CHiP, Chip the CHiP

(No chord - you could play a single F# note on each beat - try xxxxx2)
Life in prison would be better than the teeth
D  G         D    G
of the CHiP, Chip the CHiP

(F# note)
Lethal injection would be a welcome relief
D  G           D    G
From the CHiP, Chip the CHiP
D    G
Chip the ch-ch-ch-CHiP

(No chord)
Alrigh,t pull it over!
Do you know why I stopped you?
'cause I thought maybe you could tell me why I stopped you.

D C        D     G
After work he'll relax
D C                D  G
Lying face down in toxic waste
D            C              D       G        
When he's completely burned he will shed and wait 
D   C             D  G
for his skin to regenerate
G       Am           C     D
Now the sight of him might gross you out
G          Am          C   D
So if your eye offends you poke it out
G         Am          C    D          
If your remaining eye offends poke out
D     C                D       G
the offending other eyeball as well

G      Am        C          D        
If you drive too fast he'll eat your face
G        Am           C     D        
Pass him on the left, he'll eat your face
G          Am           C    D               D  C
And if you talk back he will eat what's left of your face
D    G
Chip the CHiP