Lyrics:Mr. And Mrs. Enormous

Mr. and Mrs. Enormous Eat their way through another day Apple pie and chocolate cake Are okay

But in the back of Mr. Tiny's mind There is a love that's oh, so fine A love for Mrs. Enormous Mrs. Enormous

Mr. Tiny drives to work In a Morris car The gasoline in his Morris car Could take him far

But old Skinless thinks the boy is cursed Looks like his music isn't well-rehearsed His charm's not enormous It's not enormous

Take it away, Skinless

[Spoken:] Gently turning the knob of the back door, Mr. Tiny strides silently into the giant kitchen of Mrs. Enormous. But does he hear the bathwater running? Will his unrelenting love remain unrequited, as well? Alas, Mr. Tiny has fallen victim to inappropriate timing.