Lyrics:Love Is A Verb

Dan and Lisa, hi Now, we kind of know you guys But you still might wonder why we're here

You see we're certified appointed fans Of this thing called marriage, and We've got a short list of the facts You'll need

Don't say it's okay then go to sleep mad Don't act like the other doesn't know how to drive Patience is a virtue best shared with a spouse And remember love's a verb And love can be eternity

Dan, when you're surrounded by nothing In a pitch meeting Think of your love for Lisa on this day

And Lisa, when you're surrounded by Dan Trapped on a cellphone Think of your love for Dan on this day

So, Dan and Lisa, bye We hardly know you guys But we're excited for you still, it's true

Though there's more we could report Our time on earth is short So let's keep it to the point and review

Don't say it's okay then go to sleep mad Don't act like the other doesn't know how to drive Patience is a virtue best shared with a spouse And remember love's a verb And love can be eternity, Dan and Lisa