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User:Homfrog

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You migt recognize me from the HRWiki. Anyway's, my favorite song used to be Particle Man, but now I think it is either Meet James Ensor, or The Statue Got Me High. Or Purple Toupee. I want to do stuff. I have Aspergers Syndrome. I'm kinda tired, I'm into Homestar Runner, and I want some better stuff to read. Power to the peoples. --Homfrog 17:32, 1 May 2006 (CDT)

[edit] List of Favorite Songs

  1. The Statue Got Me High
  2. Meet James Ensor
  3. Purple Toupee
  4. Particle Man


[edit] Interpretations of Songs

The Statue Got Me High
I think that it's about a fantastic HUGE DEATH LASER disguised as uh, a STATUE. The person singing was the protagonist of some movie with those cliche take-over-the-world schemes. And he was wasting his time, sitting in a chair, being indecisive. Then the HUGE DEATH LASER STATUE fired a laser beam into his retinas that was so intense he combusted and was matterwisely obliterated. And as he died, the statue gave him the meaning of the universe. But he couldn't share it with anyone, because he was dead. And everyone already dead knew it. So he went to heaven. That's what they mean by 'High'. They mean that spiritually. That movie would probaly be a flop anyways, with the antagonist succeeding, and the main character dying. Even if it had a killer song attached. Anyways, that's my interpretation. Pleased to be of service. --Homfrog

Hot Cha
I don't know what anyone means by Je-THAT GUY, I just think it's about a guy who has a mental disorder to randomly and suddenly play hide-and-seek. Maybe he's an ameoba. i don't really get this one. It's just about a guy who likes to play hide'n'seek. But very weirdly, just drops whatever he's doing and hides. Maybe he's just paranoid. Uh-huh. A paranoid ameoba. Who woulda' thunk it. --Homfrog

Cyclops Rock
I'm thinking this. He's a rockin' cool dancer with a hot girlfriend. He teaches her a number of dances. Then, at the prom dance or something like that, there's an accident with some kinda pipe and/or bat. His teeth get mangled and one of his eyes gets injured. His girlfriend breaks up with him, because he looks so grodilicious. He goes to the hospital, and they do the best they can. His girlfriend, still broken up, sends him a doll with a torn arm. Meant to be a gift. But it makes him angry and after the hospital does the best they can, and he's out, he goes on some kinda crime streak, avenging his girlfriend and the stupid torn doll. His life ruined, he hides in the alley, murderin' and stuff. His apartment becomes a WRECK, buried in pizza boxes and forehead-crunched cans. And other gross stuff. This guy's life is ruined for the rest of it. Okay, my own description is scaring me. Bye. --Homfrog

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