Lyrics:This Dang Band

This cotton pickin' band, this cotton pickin' band
Dang this band, dang them, dang them
Go ahead and hang them

This cotton pickin' band, this cotton pickin' band
Dang them, dang them
Go right ahead and hang them
Yeah!

(The following spoken by John Flansburgh)
Dang Dan Miller on the guitar. Dang him! Dang him! Let's get the spotlight on him! Dan Miller.

Ladies and gentlemen, on the super-bass: Danny Weinkauf! Dang him. Bring it down a little bit, fellas, I want to hear Danny.

But what I really want to hear now, ladies and gentlemen, is Marty Beller on the drums. Dang him!

Dang him! Dang this whole band!

JL: Dang it all, yeah!

JF: We want to dang our crew, ladies and gentlemen... (etc)