Lyrics:Spin The Country Dial

[All things spoken or sung by Mr. John Flansburgh.]

This is just the radio in this town. We don't know what radio's like in this town. We know it sucks in New York City. We can only guess it sucks here.

"...Tired of dreaming in this sleepy town..."

If you don't like country music you can kiss my ass
Kiss my ass

"...we had to prepare and, uh..."
"...coming up we'll do a request, uh from Michael Bolton. Also some Chicago coming your way..."

I think we should wait for that.

"...casey? Anybody there?..."
"...my heart has become
the safest place for us to run..."

___________ breeze through my hair
If you don't feel the same way I don't care
It's the things that you do that drive me insane
I'm highly medicated and I'll never be the same
My brain is like a husk you could drive a truck through
If you don't like country music, fuck you

Spin the Dial's the song
Spin the Dial's the song
It's the part of the show that doesn't work
Let's see if we'll find another song

"...somewhere beyond the blue..."

There's a raft filled with people
Who will never find their way across the sea...