Lyrics:Santa's Beard (Live At Large)

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Santa's Beard (Live At Large)
By: They Might Be Giants
Year: 2012

Once a year, my friend puts on a red suit And hangs around with me and my wife But lately I've been feeling jealous Each time she climbs on his knee

And she stands beneath the mistletoe, screaming For him to stand beneath the mistletoe, screaming And I can't help but feeling jealous Each time she climbs on his knee Why must she climb on his knee?

I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard She kissed him once and whispered in his ear I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard I wish he would go He's breaking up my home

She always had this twisted side to her But she'd never drag my name around town But lately she's been humming cheating songs And I don't like that fat guy around No, I don't like that fat guy around

I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard She kissed him once and whispered in his ear I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard I wish he would go He's breaking up my home

I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard Thrilling (thrilling) Christmas (Christmas) Trembling fear

I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard I wish he would go He's breaking up my home