Lyrics:Kids Are Different Now

The thought of summers free
And being home by 4:00
Sounded good to me
Just what was I thinking?

I'm the substitute now
I'm the substitute now

Working's harder than teaching school had taught me
Kids are different than five years ago

This school sure is far
From where I want to be now
When I got the call
I thought it'd be a snow day

I'm the substitute now
I'm the substitute now

Shuffling paper
Is how I broke my hand now
Throwing snowballs
Is how I bruised my eye

Kids are different than five years ago
That's not so strange
So quit staring at me