Lyrics:Hodgman Promo 1

Woman: Borderline irresponsible.

Hodgman: That's what friends of John Hodgman are saying about Jonathan Coulton.

Woman: Last weekend, Jonathan Coulton agreed to look in on John Hodgman's cats when he was in Montreal.

Hodgman: Fact is, he didn't. Even though the record shows that Coulton has his own cats.

Woman: So he obviously knows how to take care of one.

Hodgman: Something just doesn't add up.

Woman: Cat out of the bag, Mr. Coulton? John Hodgman is a better choice.

Hodgman: When John Hodgman found a stray cat on 105th Street last week, he worked tirelessly to find it a home.

Woman: He even took it to the vet for a checkup.

Hodgman: Fact is, John Hodgman is working hard for cats. All cats. Not just the ones he owns.

Woman: Borderline irresponsible.

Hodgman: Irresponsible.

Woman: Doesn't add up.

Hodgman: Add up.

Woman: Cat out of the bag?

Hodgman: The bag. Does Jonathan Coulton sound like someone you want to cat-sit for you?

Woman: Henrietta Pussycat says "meow-meow-meow-meow-NO WAY-meow-meow."

Paid for by the friends of John Hodgman.