Lyrics:Gas Mask

[Mad keyboard playing and cheering]

The very first time we were in Japan, I turned on the TV in my hotel room, there was a talent show, and there was a band playing called Gas Mask. They were four or five guys, and they were all wearing gas masks.

[Laughing]

They did a song that only had two notes. There was the first note and the second note. Fellows, let's demonstrate now.

One note, please?

[First Note]

The other note?

[Second Note]

And the song went like this, back and forth.

[Both notes, over and over again.]
GAS MASK! GAS MASK! GAS MASK! GAS MASK!

I thought Japan was the place for me. I thought I had found the place where I was gonna live for the rest of my life.

[Cheering]

I was unpacking my bags and putting them IN THE DRESSER of the hotel, thinking "$200 a night, I could last here for awhile, and then I'll find a cheaper place."

[Laughing]

And then I continued watching the show, and then it suddenly, like, all became, just like the same as everything else, and nothing else was really quite as good after that.

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[More of the keyboard portion of Gas Mask.]