Lyrics:Different Town

Strong Bad: We-e-ellll...
The Poopsmith, he could talk, (Poopsmith: Hello!)
And Marzipan would rock
And the stick would be this big old tree
That'd try to eat everyone except The Cheat and me.
(Strong Mad: AND ME!)
(Strong Bad: We'll see.)

And The King of Town would be underground
In a box filled up with peas...
(King of Town: I hate peas!
Strong Bad: I know!)

Bubs would give away flamethrowers
That shoot chocolate hundred-dollar bills; (Bubs: Imitation chocolate!)
My stupid baby brother would have been born with horns and a tail... 
(Strong Sad: I'm evil.)

And Coach Z would wear this cool jacket, (Coach Z: Check it out, yo!)
And Homestar just couldn't hack it, (Homestar: I quit!)
And Pom Pom wouldn't change at all 'cept he'd look like an ABA basketball 
(2, 3, 4)

And this little weirdo
Would be a modestly hot girl
To help me through the hard times;
You know, the kind that are only sorta hot
So they don't mess around with other guys.
(Homsar: AaAaA... I'm forever your girl!)