Guitar Tab:Why Did You Grow A Beard?

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E           F#         E           F# 
Why did you grow a beard?
E           F#         E           F# 
Why did you grow a beard?
E           F#    E           F# 
I can't leave you alone for five minutes
E           F# 
What the Christ?
E           F# 
What the devil?

A           F#         A           F# 
Why did you grow a beard?
A           F#         A           F#
Why did you grow a beard?
E           F#     E       F#       E       F#
Is there nowhere in the world for a no goodnik
E           F# 
Is there nowhere in the
A
Freedom-loving
A
Sister-hugging
B
Screaming, yelling
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Animals rule this land
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Animals rule this land
E           F#        E           F#     E     F#       E
Would it kill you to use your signal when you cut me off?
E           F#        
Would it kill you?

A           F#         E           F#
Why did you grow a beard?
A           F#         E           F#
Why did you grow a beard?
E           F#     E       F#       E       F#      E     F#
Why did you put it on the garbage barge and tow it out into the
A
Freedom-loving
A
Sister-hugging
B
Screaming, yelling...
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