Guitar Tab:King Weed

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Professor Jiblonski has interesting thoughts
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Mr. Krelwich has lots to report
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Another extinction's a worrisome thing, with all these species we'll lose
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Professor Jiblonski says some creatures are weeds
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They grab hold of life like a weed
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When his examples were weeds, then I had to agree
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But if you talk metaphorically
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There's no bigger weed than me

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That's what they would call us human beings
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But no one'll be around to disagree 
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with me
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Roaches survived five extinctions before
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I guess they are good, but I don't know what for
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Dandelions can adapt and renew
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Seems like they grow best right under my shoe
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What about the adaptable and rugged housefly?
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Their life is so lousy they're too tired to die
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Mice can survive another ice age intact
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A mouse can't survive a single night with my cat
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Now house cats, they're also right here on the list
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Good luck to a cat with no Kibbles `n' Bits
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Sparrows will survive, in the sky they ascend
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If you like eating worms, then I guess you'll have friends
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Worms, oh yes worms, he said they'll be around
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And they're living like kings in their holes in the ground
 

There you have it, Mr. Koppel, that is our report
As subjective as it might seem
Professor Jiblonski's a very kind man
But don't underestimate the
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