Criminal Activities

[edit] Central theme

• AKA Driver - Drunk driving, speeding
• Christmas Cards - Robbery, "every Christmas card I write has been stolen"
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had A Deal - Payola / fraud
• Hodgman Promo 3 - skipped out on $1200 in back rent / masturbating out the window
• I'll Sink Manhattan
• I'm Your Boyfriend Now - stalking
• It Never Fails
• It's Fun To Steal
• I've Learned The Value Of Human Sacrifice
• Irving Plaza - counterfeiting?
• Lesson 16 - murder
• No One Knows My Plan
• Ondine - assault, attempted murder, "Run over my body with a pick-up truck", "don't make me kill you again, because I couldn't bear to kill you again"
• Out Of Jail - grand theft auto, "It was like a T.V. show, the way she stole that car"
• Reprehensible
• The Shadow Government
• Somebody Took My Eyeball
• Thunderbird - popular interpretation puts it about drunk driving

[edit] Briefly mentioned

• 7-11 - "Shoplifting is a crime"
• Alienation's For The Rich - Drunk driving
• Bangs (McSweeneys' Version) - murder, see Discussion)
• Bastard Wants To Hit Me - Attempted assault and battery
• Call Connected Thru The NSA - "Suspending your rights"
• Careless Santa - robbery
• Celebrities - "They steal my soul"
• Certain People I Could Name - murder
• Ballad Of Davy Crockett (In Outer Space) - He knows who's guilty before there's even a crime
• Fun Assassin - "hijack the parade"
• Haunted Floating Eye - "'Til I killed someone"
• Hillbilly Drummer Girl - if she's really a girl, she shouldn't be drinking
• If I Wasn't Shy - arson, theft
• I've Got A Match - animal cruelty, "Beat up the cat"
• My Evil Twin - vandalism, "Doing dough-nuts on the neighbor's lawn"
• Now Is Strange - "Have you seen that naughty boy / Who steals each blade of grass" - Theft
• Poison Flowers - murder, theft, destruction of public property
• Sketchy Galore - "Stolen by Sketchy, Mr. Sketchy Galore"
• Subway Token To Brooklyn - "Claims he killed our parents"
• Tigerella - assault
• Turn Around - murder, "a man I had recently killed"
• We Live In A Dump - vagrancy
• When It Rains It Snows - firing a gun within city limits(?)
• Whistling In The Dark - assault, hitting people with rocks
• The World's Address - "Someone in the club tonight has stolen my ideas" (Joshua Fried remix)
• Wreck It Apart - "Don't make me kill you again"
• Yeah, The Deranged Millionaire - betting/gambling
• You'll Miss Me - "Morticians wait with a shovel and a fork as detectives trace my hands with chalk"

[edit] Honorable mentions

• Experimental Film - In the H*R video, Strong Bad and Strong Mad stealing money from the ATM machine.
• Long Tall Weekend - The album cover and some of the pages in the liner notes.

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• Death

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